I've been having such terrible luck with women lately. I think I may need to reconsider my approach. [Lol yeah right.]

So, tell me.

What are your best chat-up lines, network?

Or perhaps best methods for wooing your preferred partner?

Tits, abs, arse or legs?

Important question here. Stunning 'personalities' don't factor into it.

I could almost be persuaded to believe in karma at this rate.

[James is sounding oddly cheerful today.]Seems the world is slowly starting to right itself once more so how about a bit of a celebration ( Read more... )

[Someone is mourning his buddies-- I mean, bosses death. And yet;]

About time. Could have done with a holiday months ago.

Struggling to decide between another visit to the Bahama's or Hawaii. Suggestions on a postcard, if you would.

[A pause of consideration and then a low addition of ( Read more... )

We all seem like a bloodthirsty bunch, so here's another question for the masses:

Would you end one life to save another?

Reasons for and against too, if you will.

Any who say no? I call bullshit right now.

Has anyone tried to meet their creator?

And no, I'm not talking about 'God'.

Although I suppose, to an extent, that's exactly who they are.

Between having a gold sprayed brick thrown at my head, a well aimed razor-lined bowler hat for the neck and an army of white persian cats set on me, I'd chalk this down to a fairly normal week in this place.

The leggy blondes are a bonus anyway. I don't, however, appreciate the chaps in tuxes shooting to kill, it's proving quite the inconveni--

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[Mr. Monotone is back, sounding as flat as humanly possible.]

I don't think I'm in the minority here when I say a summer vacation tends to paint pictures of sun, sea and sand, not--

Oh, shut up. You love it! [Another voice is quick to interject and after a brief jostle for the communicator it switches to video mode, straight to a close up of ( Read more... )

[The video flickers onto what many may find a familiar looking face. It looks like he's already found himself a nice bar to settle into but he's alone with only his drink and his smug little smirk to keep him company. This doesn't seem to bother him all that much.]Hello darlings, miss me ( Read more... )

[The scene flickers onto a night time landscape of the city from high above, the wind whistling sharply around as Bond comes into focus on the camera, holding it at arms length as he looks off camera and into the distance ( Read more... )